Also, mandatory shape enlightenment Happy Wednesday, folks. This Wednesday morning sees a world devoid of D.C. United news. Sometimes no news is good news though, so I’ll just be happy we’re not hearing about some scandal or season-ending injury. To the kicks! USWNT 2-0 Columbia: Weather caused this match to finish after midnight, but the payoff was worth it as the USWNT won their final friendly before the CONCACAF Championship. This shouldn’t be surprising when the Washington Spirit make up 27% of the entire roster, but a Washington Spirit player (Kelley O’Hara) was responsible for the second goal, and it…