Do soccer kits have the power to sway results? It’s Thanksgiving Eve, which means the time-honored tradition of… watching the World Cup? Sure. The US made my productivity weep between 2-4 on Monday. My second-favorite country France made that happen again yesterday. Can Canada make it three unproductive afternoons in a row? Unlikely, because as stated, it’s Thanksgiving Eve and my family is arriving this evening. I eagerly await my phone buzzing with news that Canada put on the performance of the tournament in their victory over Belgium. Canada ready to shock Belgium in World Cup: “We are a football…