How long til the stew’s ready? Saturday was a day that needs no intro. So here’s our lack of intro: A 1% Sober and 100% Accurate Breakdown on Absolutely Everything This game was “your drunk uncle” drunk. Just… so, so drunk. Does that make it entertaining for neutral observers? Sure, I assume so. Did it cut off five years from my life? Also yes. To the takes! First off, the biggest props in all the land to the offensive line, who is as much responsible for this whole season as anybody not named Michael Penix — and arguably they are…